I have loved you for many yearsMaybe I am just not enough
at work today i got told that people were complaining that my dresses were too short and it completely ruined my day. it’s funny because i really liked getting dressed up every day and I thought I was ~lookin good and now I feel so self-conscious and embarrassed and i guess I’ll just be wearing oversized trash bags over my entire body (with two small holes for my eyes) until it’s cold enough to wear thick tights
"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.
I’ve been smoking pot all day and I just tried to spell the word monotonous but could NOT figure it out and I was so far from right that Google and spell check weren’t even suggesting it and I was worried that I had made up that word and used it my entire life
i’m the vice president of the united states, you stupid little fuckers