robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

when my dog gets nervous, his tail unravels

the weather people are leaving for shelter wow this isn’t a joke haha zoinks

it’s spring in kansas

tornado sirens aww yeah

bill, thanks for 8 hilarious years!

people watching is fun though

I drove my brother to the ER and I’ve never seen him in so much pain and its really upsetting