marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
my adult life: sitting in bed and wondering if I want to start a third episode of the west wing or go to bed at 8:30
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
white folks always tryna fuck around and summon a demon
Everyone gets homesick sooner or later—who are you to judge?
this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game