wow size 00 girl on my facebook crying because it’s hard to find a bra with a band smaller than 32 and how she shouldn’t have to pay more to order one and how it’s not faaaaair if this is the only thing in your wardrobe that you have had to order special, you can stop now. welcome to every day in the life of someone who is not thin. I get that it sucks when you walk into a...
lexsloan replied to your post: arynnstark replied to your post: apparently after… is he ugly i can’t decide
arynnstark replied to your post: apparently after i passed out last night, body… ………… on your passed out body?? no OH MY GOD no haha lexsloan replied to your post: apparently after i passed out last night, body… your sister’s boyfriend probably tried to get in on that hahha i took covert pictures of him last night for the purpose of showing tumblr what he looks like but then i...
apparently after i passed out last night, body shots started happening that is the grossest thing I WOULD NEVER
“we have fireworks made for pyros by pyros” wow why doen’t that sound like a good idea
if people want to assume, based on the school that I go to, that I am an uppity liberal asshole who thinks they’re better than everybody else, that’s okay because i am an uppity liberal asshole who thinks they’re better than everybody else
everthorne: judas was creepy as fuck
officershrift replied to your post: okay really think about this are voodoo dolls… mass production of lea michele and dianna agron voodoo dolls set for fall release 2012
okay really think about this are voodoo dolls only for bad or could they be for nice. if i have one that I cuddle with and stroke its hair and tell it that it’s pretty, what would happen
nosdrinker: people with netflix need to check their privilege and stop telling me “it’s on netflix” when i say i want to watch something
officershrift: ohwhatprovidence replied to your post: I love how I can call it before someone unfollows omg when I saw this I had a moment of panic like maybe I had accidentally unfollowed you and we wouldn’t be friends ever again and then I realized that this was on my dash so obviously I was still following you i’m hungover sorry we’re…. we’re friends? ;-; #tbh I’ve been anxious...
firmly in the hangover phase where I hate two things: everything that breathes and everything that doesn’t
waaaaaitttt stop everything I just looked over to my sister in the car and I swear she was on tumblr on her phone WHAYT
sigh my dad just has no critical thinking skills and it really just makes me so angry
no but really I am going to call Mal ‘Saucy’ for the rest of our lives.
i hate limited collections of finger nail polish because once you finish the bottle it’s so much harder to find it again hard life
lexsloan replied to your post: wildbynature replied to your post: wow I just… why do you think this guy is ok again hahhaha sigh because when he’s not skeevy he’s nice and smart. but merrrrr i think the skeevy wins out wildbynature replied to your post: wildbynature replied to your post: wow I just… Well, at least now we’ve established his total lack of understanding...
i hope next time faberry week prompts are posted five years in advance so I have a chance of completing one day
wildbynature replied to your post: wow I just remembered that my sister’s boyfriend… Boy gets around O_O lexsloan replied to your post: wow I just remembered that my sister’s boyfriend… he sounds like a real catch i mean really buddy you’ve got a married woman do yoU REALLY THINK YOU’RE GOING TO GET HER LESBIAN SISTER TOO
powerlesbian: one of the first things a therapist will tell a mentally suffering person (particularly those with depression or anxiety) is to be selfish. for once in your life be selfish. the hierarchy is: you and then everyone else. if you’re already bleeding, how do you expect to be able to assist someone who’s also bleeding? you can’t.
wow I just remembered that my sister’s boyfriend was flirting with me last night reeeeaaaalllly what the fuck
saltyblack: sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
thi sis the gif i amde of m y face
finnickfabray: i don’t ask for much out of life i only ask for my otps to be canon
i’m gongnna miss john cooper :(
wow this IGLR
girln eneeds to stoo riding my dic, I need lie dwon doso I don’t puke don’t try to get me out of bed
wildbynature replied to your post: wildbynature replied to your post: 43m3meber how… LOL oh my. What drunken misbehavior have you gotten into tonight, madam? :P oh no it was summer bre and vowkda shotas and woodchuck and chiekn
lexsloan: ohwhatprovidence: lexsloan replied to your post: yhere is NO LGASS i njohn coopers panties what abottle of aclchol eplxoded and john cooper thoght it was in his pants who the fuck is john cooper
boys are tryin ot flirt me and girls are tryint o get tme to play cirlce fo fdeath and I justw ant to SLEEP
wildbynature replied to your post: 43m3meber how on full house dj acceintal ymarried… omg Candice heidi helpP
43m3meber how on full house dj acceintal ymarried the grreek boy that is me nad malie we’r eaccdientally marrie
lexsloan replied to your post: yhere is NO LGASS i njohn coopers panties what abottle of aclchol eplxoded and john cooper thoght it was in his pants
help CAN I PUKE
ohw m y tumm ybut everyone ants me t oplay cricleo f DEATh
yhere is NO LGASS i njohn coopers panties
come on saucy love just laast thy ear
lexsloan replied to your post: mal’s new icnkanem is sacuey wait where has she been omg odk i text her sneha’s y sacey girlfriend
mal’s new icnkanem is sacuey
i foud big gasslses on my istsrer’s room i hpe sht eyond sex with them
wold it be funny if me and my siter had viatmeneens babeies together
lexsloan replied to your post: wowowoww SISTERS BOYFRIEND LIFRTING WITH ME IN THE… DOES HE KNOW YOU’RE GAY AND WOW TELL HIM ONE SISTER ONLY ye si he said “s oi all I nkoew aobut is tha tyou liek psusy”
wowowoww SISTERS BOYFRIEND LIFRTING WITH ME IN THE BEDROOM WHILE IDIE
sistersl safboyfriend; call me if you needa ytnthing ID DON”T HTINK I NEED NAOYNE TO FUCK YMS ISTER THNAKS