strength and courage in a wonderbra

May 23

dontpanic88 replied to your post: the people who live upstairs are definitely…
If its strong enough lol. BREATHE IN DEEPLY!!

it’s been so looooooong i’m totally desperate enough

the people who live upstairs are definitely smoking weed in their bathroom and it’s coming into mine through the vent

if i just sit in there will i get high

who plans a dinner for like twelve people and picks an abyssinian restaurant? what even IS that? i don’t even know if this is a case of me being really picky or if maybe it really just doesn’t make sense to choose a super ethnic restaurant for a bunch of people with varying taste

i feel bad but i’m either going to have to just say no and stay in my hotel, or go and order a drink and have people bug me about why i’m not eating anything

May 21

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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May 20

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May 19

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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when my dog gets nervous, his tail unravels

when my dog gets nervous, his tail unravels

the weather people are leaving for shelter wow this isn’t a joke haha zoinks

it’s spring in kansas

it’s spring in kansas

tornado sirens aww yeah